Planet Lollipops By Vintage Confection

Get a taste of the universe with these beautifully designed Planet Lollipops by Vintage Confections. Each set of ten lollipops includes the eight planets and recently demoted Pluto (now a dwarf planet). The Planet Lollipops includes the planet Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. The final piece of the set is the Sun. Each unit is assigned a flavor like tropical punch, mango, strawberry/kiwi, pear, key lime, marshmallow, guava, blackberry, cherry, and cotton candy. Don’t worry, there is a flavor card included which will tell you exactly which planet is what flavor. Available over at Vintage Confections for $30 for the set of 10.

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Manliest Leader Vladimir Putin Riding a Bear Action Figure

Action figures were traditionally reserved for comic book heroes and villains but it seems that politicians are also starting to join the ranks of famous action figures. And if you’re going to pick a politician as an action figure, you wouldn’t want a sissy like Donald Trump, a coward like Benjamin Netanyahu, or a deranged lunatic like Hilary Clinton. Vladimir Putin would be the obvious choice and it’s even better than I expected.

The action figure features Vladimir Putin riding a bear and is made from high-quality resin material and hand painted. The action figure sits on a base that’s shaped like the Russian Federation’s territory and painted with colors of its flag. The Vladimir Putin riding a bear action figure measures in at approximately 8.5 inches tall x eight inches long x four inches thick. I would love to buy one these and send it over to Recep Tayyip Erdogan of Turkey.

The Vladimir Putin riding a bear action figure is available on Amazon for 69.95.

Stainless Square – Innovative Water Bottle

What don’t you like about the traditional water bottle? For me, if I drink something other than water than cleaning the base of it is a bit problematic. It’s hard to reach down there and clean it properly. With the Stainless Square, they take care of this exact problem but they also address something that never really bothered me or even thought about. I never thought the shape of the water bottle was a problem but the folks over at Clean Bottle thought it was a problem so they created the Stainless Square. The way they see it, it you ever drop the bottle it won’t roll away! Interesting eh? It will also fit most cup holders which is always nice.

The Stainless Square is made using high grade stainless steel and features a wide ergonomic handle for comfort. They even went a step further and put on a finish that will keep away fingerprints and smudges. And now to the issue that bothers me about most water bottles, cleaning the inner base. This bottle has a removable bottom so cleaning it thoroughly will never be an issue again!  No more mold and mildew! The Stainless Steel square water bottle is kind of pricey though at $44.95 Clean Bottle.

Is Your Partner Cheating On You? The Smart Mattress Will Know!

Here is a question that you’d normally find on the Maury Povich show: Do you have reason to believe that your partner is cheating on you you? The Smarttress, a Smart Mattress, is a mattress that is designed to catch unfaithful partners. The mattress features a Lover Detection System which includes 24 ultrasonic sensors that are capable of “capturing suspicious movement” and will alert both of the bed owners via a mobile app. The app tracks a full range of stats from speed to intensity and compact. You can even pull up a 3D map of the mattress which will show you exactly which parts of the bed are seeing most of the action. It’s cool and but the creators missed something. You see the cheating partner could just use the sofa, the spare bed, the floor, the other person’s place, the car, or a hotel room to do the deed. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

Or maybe this was an April Fools joke? Or maybe they just want to collect your information? Either way, check it out at the Smarttress website.

ALFI Wood Burning Fire Hot Tub

Here is something you don’t see everyday in people’s homes, a hot tub heated by lighting up fire wood. The Alfi Fire Hot Tub is a unique looking hot tub that features a wire basket which holds the wood. Wrapped around that wire basket is a metal coil which is used to transfer water from and to the tub. The water enters the bottom of the coil and as it makes its way up the coil, it’s being heated up from the flame, and reenters the tub at the top of the coil. I don’t know how ideal such a tub is in the modern world but definitely something for a remote cabin with no access to electricity. The hot tub features a windscreen that can be attached to block off the heat from the flames should it get too hot.


The hot tub has a 200 gallon water capacity and can take up to two hours to heat up the water if the initial temperature was too cold. The Alfi Fire Hot Tub is available on Amazon and ranges in price between $2,999 and $3,891 depending on the color. [Buy It Now]

Hermle Ravensburg Wall Clock

The Hermel Ravensburg wall clock gives any room an elegant classic look. Perfect for a modern home or vintage design. It is powered by a mechanical weight-driven movement that let’s gravity do all the work, with a power reserve of 8 days, you don’t have to worry about charging it daily or worry about expensive batteries. The clock strikes a bell at the top of every hour, giving it an even more classic feel. Buy it at